Before I tell you the story about the nekked man across the street (this is NOT a metaphor!), I wanted to share a fun makeover I recently had!
It started with an actual makeover at MAC (false lashes make ALL the difference!), a photo shoot in sunny San Diego and then voila -- an updated website! Ok, there was a little more that happened in between...
But as always, this isn't about me, it's about you, Beautiful! And I have an inkling you're going to feel like I'm reading your mind when you see the new site. Here it is!
It started with an actual makeover at MAC (false lashes make ALL the difference!), a photo shoot in sunny San Diego and then voila -- an updated website! Ok, there was a little more that happened in between...
But as always, this isn't about me, it's about you, Beautiful! And I have an inkling you're going to feel like I'm reading your mind when you see the new site. Here it is!
The Life Engineer Website Makeover Reveal!
Let me know whatcha think! (any poo-pooing, though, I'll blame on the content editor. Oh wait that's me... Which takes me to the next point...Can you let me know if there's any typos in the new text? I can no longer blame 'millenials' for making spelling errors since my texts almost require deciphering at times, lol!)
So onto the juicy topic at hand...
Let me take you to the moment, Beautiful...
Imagine you're standing in my bedroom on the 2nd floor and looking out the window. There's an apartment building across a narrow 1.5 lane street (you can barely get two cars going in opposite directions) and you can look directly into other people's apartments.
Now most people have their blinds down at night. And if they don't, they're polite enough to wear clothes. It's important to emphasize this because while it seems normal to wear clothes when other people can see you...
Imagine walking into the bedroom and all of a sudden, right in front of you...in the most brightly lit space ever, there stands a man.
Naked.
NEKKED.
BALLS AND ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aghhhhhhhhhh!!!
BALLS & ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At first I thought I was making it up. Like no way! There's no way there's a naked man right there. So as any regular person would do, I examined closer. Yes, I stared. JUST to make sure. I had to.
Yup. He was, in fact, sans clothes in his bathroom.
NEKKED!!!! BALLS & ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shrieked, ran out, and of course texted my girlfriends to share about the horror and hilarity of the situation.
Like the man was walking around just like that! Sauntering even without a care in the world! (apparently this was a thing on a 'Friends' episode)
But wait!!! THERE'S MORE!!!
A week later, my husband and I are in the kitchen and he says 'there's a naked man over there.' (Yes, our kitchen window also faces the same building). And of course, like any good wife, I pushed him aside and was like where?! WHERE?! As I got closer to the window to look out and see, my husband proceeded to say 'You know he can see you too, right?'
FINE.
So I close the blinds enough where I could still peek. Come on! What would you do, Beautiful?!
And there he was.
AGAIN.
BALLS & ALL man! But this time in his living room.
So as I'm gawking, my husband says to me, 'You don't have to keep looking'. Touche. I moved away slowly. A part of me traumatized and a part of me thinking, I CANNOT wait to tell you, Beautiful!
And I know what you're wondering so here you go...
Now that I've shared, not sure how to make this deep and a life lesson...
So let's circle back to life changing juiciness on my hot spankin' newly updated site! (get your mind out of the gutter, Beautiful!)
The Life Engineer Website Makeover Reveal!
Hugs,
Shazia
p.s. for the skimmers, here are the primary takeaways -- BALLS & ALL and The Life Engineer Website Makeover Reveal!
p.p.s. know a girlfriend who would love to hear this? She can join our fab tribe here AND get 10 Secrets to More Time. I can't wait to meet her!
Let me know whatcha think! (any poo-pooing, though, I'll blame on the content editor. Oh wait that's me... Which takes me to the next point...Can you let me know if there's any typos in the new text? I can no longer blame 'millenials' for making spelling errors since my texts almost require deciphering at times, lol!)
So onto the juicy topic at hand...
Let me take you to the moment, Beautiful...
Imagine you're standing in my bedroom on the 2nd floor and looking out the window. There's an apartment building across a narrow 1.5 lane street (you can barely get two cars going in opposite directions) and you can look directly into other people's apartments.
Now most people have their blinds down at night. And if they don't, they're polite enough to wear clothes. It's important to emphasize this because while it seems normal to wear clothes when other people can see you...
Imagine walking into the bedroom and all of a sudden, right in front of you...in the most brightly lit space ever, there stands a man.
Naked.
NEKKED.
BALLS AND ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aghhhhhhhhhh!!!
BALLS & ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At first I thought I was making it up. Like no way! There's no way there's a naked man right there. So as any regular person would do, I examined closer. Yes, I stared. JUST to make sure. I had to.
Yup. He was, in fact, sans clothes in his bathroom.
NEKKED!!!! BALLS & ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shrieked, ran out, and of course texted my girlfriends to share about the horror and hilarity of the situation.
Like the man was walking around just like that! Sauntering even without a care in the world! (apparently this was a thing on a 'Friends' episode)
But wait!!! THERE'S MORE!!!
A week later, my husband and I are in the kitchen and he says 'there's a naked man over there.' (Yes, our kitchen window also faces the same building). And of course, like any good wife, I pushed him aside and was like where?! WHERE?! As I got closer to the window to look out and see, my husband proceeded to say 'You know he can see you too, right?'
FINE.
So I close the blinds enough where I could still peek. Come on! What would you do, Beautiful?!
And there he was.
AGAIN.
BALLS & ALL man! But this time in his living room.
So as I'm gawking, my husband says to me, 'You don't have to keep looking'. Touche. I moved away slowly. A part of me traumatized and a part of me thinking, I CANNOT wait to tell you, Beautiful!
And I know what you're wondering so here you go...
- Yes, he had a decent body (I cannot say good since that would be un-wifely of me)
- No, we don't live in some shady area where it's normal to walk around nekked. What neighborhood is that even ok in?!
- Yes, he clearly is a voyeur (this is my hubby's analysis and since I've seen him on multiple occasions, I have to agree)
- No, I haven't seen him again - I've been closing our blinds pre-sunset now! But do you think I shouldn't?! Tell me honestly.
Now that I've shared, not sure how to make this deep and a life lesson...
So let's circle back to life changing juiciness on my hot spankin' newly updated site! (get your mind out of the gutter, Beautiful!)
The Life Engineer Website Makeover Reveal!
Hugs,
Shazia
p.s. for the skimmers, here are the primary takeaways -- BALLS & ALL and The Life Engineer Website Makeover Reveal!
p.p.s. know a girlfriend who would love to hear this? She can join our fab tribe here AND get 10 Secrets to More Time. I can't wait to meet her!