OMG...this is SO embarrassing...
I was on a flight the other day and super hungry so I ordered a 'healthy' snack of hummus and chips.
Fact #1 - hummus is pureed chick peas...which are straight up beans...which means gasiness central!
Why is this fact important? Well I ate my snack in joy and then a few minutes later, I had to fart SO bad. But I couldn't get to the bathroom because the drinks cart was still in the aisle and I was STUCK.
SO....
I was on a flight the other day and super hungry so I ordered a 'healthy' snack of hummus and chips.
Fact #1 - hummus is pureed chick peas...which are straight up beans...which means gasiness central!
Why is this fact important? Well I ate my snack in joy and then a few minutes later, I had to fart SO bad. But I couldn't get to the bathroom because the drinks cart was still in the aisle and I was STUCK.
SO....
I farted in my seat. Yes. I. DID. I prayed the seat would absorb the smell...but here's:
Fact #2 - leather seats don't absorb fart smells. AT ALL.
Tragic because...
Fact #3, post hummus farts are nasssssssssssssssssssssssty.
I almost died. My fart smelled SO bad. My saving grace was no one was sitting next to me but the smell was lethal and I'm pretty sure the people in front of me and behind got wind of it (pun intended).
So what you do in these situations? Is this the time to be noble and fess up to possible involuntary manslaughter? The time to be vulnerable and raw and honest hoping people will just *get* you?
Hell no.
This is the time you look out the window and pretend everything is just fine. And that's exactly what I did even though a part of me had died....or well smell liked it did at least. hahahhahahahh!
So now that I've introduced myself (awkwardly as anything!), I'd love to get to know you!
What's your most embarrassing story? Comment below and let's laugh together!
Hugs,
Shazia
p.s. What's a farty party you ask? Well my 4 year stepdaughter loves to talk about having farty parties and we giggle so hard about it. So this is to honor your 4 year old self and not get in any trouble for it. :)
p.p.s. Why share all this? Because laughing makes you vibe high. It can turn a frown upside down so sharing your embarrassing story is a way to connect and give a gift to someone else here too! Plus don't leave a sista hanging, hahahaha.
I hope this adds a smile to your day along with manifesting something out of the ordinary and extraordinary! :)
Fact #2 - leather seats don't absorb fart smells. AT ALL.
Tragic because...
Fact #3, post hummus farts are nasssssssssssssssssssssssty.
I almost died. My fart smelled SO bad. My saving grace was no one was sitting next to me but the smell was lethal and I'm pretty sure the people in front of me and behind got wind of it (pun intended).
So what you do in these situations? Is this the time to be noble and fess up to possible involuntary manslaughter? The time to be vulnerable and raw and honest hoping people will just *get* you?
Hell no.
This is the time you look out the window and pretend everything is just fine. And that's exactly what I did even though a part of me had died....or well smell liked it did at least. hahahhahahahh!
So now that I've introduced myself (awkwardly as anything!), I'd love to get to know you!
What's your most embarrassing story? Comment below and let's laugh together!
Hugs,
Shazia
p.s. What's a farty party you ask? Well my 4 year stepdaughter loves to talk about having farty parties and we giggle so hard about it. So this is to honor your 4 year old self and not get in any trouble for it. :)
p.p.s. Why share all this? Because laughing makes you vibe high. It can turn a frown upside down so sharing your embarrassing story is a way to connect and give a gift to someone else here too! Plus don't leave a sista hanging, hahahaha.
I hope this adds a smile to your day along with manifesting something out of the ordinary and extraordinary! :)